‘Never had a Christmas tree before?’ Manny was incredulous. ‘Oh, we have to have a tree then.’
It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve over-analysed something. It is a frequent criticism of my declarer-play (for the bridgies reading this). ‘Yay. And I want a big pile of presents. I want a pile of presents taller than the tree.’
‘No problem’ said Manny…..
and we went out….
and we bought…..
Yeah. Hilarious. But you just wait. It’s a live tree. One day I will get a really really big pile of presents….
Unless Manny is right and it IS a bonsai Christmas tree.